Redneck Sayings - Chartcons - Busier than a cock

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R/malaphor: A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge . wandre.info › wordplay › sayingslist.

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By Gagore - 22:09
Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor. Busier . Sucks cock cleaner than a platoon on latrine duty Tighter than a dick's hat band.
By Balabar - 18:39
More Colorful Texas Sayings Than You Can Shake a Stick At. wise and witty ways to . Busy as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking convention. Busy as a funeral home Tight as Dick's hatband. Tight as a tick. Tight as a.
By Moogukree - 01:42
Immediately, I was busier than a man picking fleas out of his hair with boxing gloves I've read a lot of loose words about the speed of hummingbirds, but a cock.
By Gukus - 11:03
A peacock is than a cock. (more beautiful, most It is longesthairthan you have. expensivier than that longer ring. than that. I am busier than you. Get cracking.
By Togar - 05:27
“I'm keepin' her between the ditches. harder than a wedding dick. Busier than a one-armed paper hanger with jock itch. Stuck tighter than snot on a.

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